Thursday, March 15, 2018

Review: Wintersong

Wintersong Wintersong by S. Jae-Jones
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

So I understand that this was suppose to be written in lyrical dreamy words but I apparently am not intelligent enough to understand this type of writing. Or maybe my maturity level is just super low.. Because while I'm reading the beautiful, magical words all I'm thinking is "Did they freaking have sex or not?!" or "wait is this bitch dying?" or "WTF her nose started bleeding.. while maybe having sex"

I DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS BOOK.

I literally just got done reading it. Like the book is in my lap right now.. and I could NOT tell you what happened. I know there was a goblin king.. and a chick. and I know that this chick went into the underworld.. I think maybe to save her sister? Or because she wanted her soul to play music. and maybe she can only play in the underworld... I do not get why she couldn't play in the real world. But yeah ok the goblin king fell in love with her music or some shit like that. It was a bunch of weird things or maybe metaphors about music and souls. He thinks he's a monster but she's cool with it.. I think.. Oh and she's slowly dying. Like she's loosing her senses for whatever reason. ?????? did this book make sense to anyone?!

I was told at Barns and Noble that this book is a retelling of the Goblin King. And I don't give a shit about that. I have never even heard of that but I was like Goblins and romance? count me in. But no.. next time count me the eff out.

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